If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke