When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

I think a lot of tunes can suffer from being so simple, so either they get over-complicated or their simplicity means the simple way to lay them down becomes the difficulty.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

Well, I've been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World War, about Western foreign policy and all that. I try not to let it get to me, but sometimes I just think that there's no hope.

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks