If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.