If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Immerse your soul in love.

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.