If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.

So ultimately, it's idealistic to think that artists are able to step away from the power of the media and the way it controls things, and go on doing their own things.

I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.