How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!