And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.