Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing