Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

What the hell am I doing here?

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.