If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

Are you such a dreamer To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two and two always makes a five I'll lay down the tracks Sandbag and hide January has April's showers And two and two always makes a five It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can SCREAM and you can shout It is too late now Because... You have not been Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! You have not been paying attention!

Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.