If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass