I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.
I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.
Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.