I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?