In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.