It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.

What the hell am I doing here?

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.