The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.
Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
At a rehearsal I let the orchestra play as they like. At the concert I make them play as I like.
Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.