Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.
Too much counterpoint; what is worse, Protestant counterpoint.