Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?
Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
No woman is worth the loss of a night's sleep.
I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.