The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.
Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.