What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.

There are no woman composers, never have been and possibly never will be.

No woman is worth the loss of a night's sleep.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?