What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.

A soprano in Massenet's Don Quixote complained that she had missed her entry in the aria, "because Mr. Challiapin always dies too soon." "Madam, you must be profoundly in error," said Sir Thomas, "No operatic star has yet died half soon enough for me."

The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.