The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.

Music first and last should sound well, should allure and enchant the ear. Never mind the inner significance.

At a rehearsal I let the orchestra play as they like. At the concert I make them play as I like.

I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?