I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.

The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands.