The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
Too much counterpoint; what is worse, Protestant counterpoint.