Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.

The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.

Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.

Composers and musicians have always starved and, as this is a sentimental country, we think the tradition should be continued.

"Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some."

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.