It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
Magical music never leaves the memory.
The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.