Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
There are no woman composers, never have been and possibly never will be.
The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.
The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.