The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.
Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
No woman is worth the loss of a night's sleep.