Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
"Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some."
As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?
A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.