The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.
The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.
Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.