The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands.
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.