If an opera cannot be played by an organ grinder, it's not going to achieve immortality.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.

Magical music never leaves the memory.

If an opera cannot be played by an organ grinder, it's not going to achieve immortality.

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.