There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.

Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

At a rehearsal I let the orchestra play as they like. At the concert I make them play as I like.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.