I am just at tragedy right now.

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I can go from a very moving moment to a Willy Wonka tube up my ass. I like the silliness as much as I like drama.