I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.

I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just had zero interest. I wanted to finish my research in the woods or play guitar or go have a cigarette.

There's something a lot more self-conscious feeling when there's cameras coming in for close-ups. It makes you very aware.