I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?