Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
Tim ConwayI resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Tim ConwayIf only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
Tim ConwayAs a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
Tim Conway