Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.