Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.