I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
Tim ConwayI resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Tim ConwayAs a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
Tim Conway