People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.