People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.