When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.

My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn’t even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald’s food turns into cold nonfood.

The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground.

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

If you are capable people are happy to play with you.