If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly. (Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps.

It’s no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution