I don't live the single life and never really did.

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom’s only instruction was ‘You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.’ That’s my welcome to adulthood. She’s like, ‘No, don’t even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.

Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it doesn't need to be said.

I don't live the single life and never really did.

I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.

Your initiations are worthwhile.