I don't live the single life and never really did.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.