Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

Life is improvisation.

I am extremely square and obedient in nature!

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.