Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

30 Rock is a little different from other current sitcoms, in that it's fast-paced, but the pace comes from the actors, not the editing.