I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.

George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.