In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier.
Tina FeyWhen I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don't know how much longer I'm going to have!"
Tina FeySometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.
Tina FeyOne afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, โLook at the hips on her.โ I panicked. What about the hips? Were they too big? Too small? What were my hips? I didnโt know hips could be a problem. I thought there was just fat or skinny. This was how I found out that there are an infinite number of things that can be โincorrectโ on a womanโs body.
Tina Fey