In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier.

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will people buy that? Can we do that?" And all those checkmarks.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.