As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we can’t do that.” “No, that’s not in the budget.” “No, I will not hold your hand for a dollar.” What kind of way is that to live?

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

[Television] is a great medium for writers, because there's just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it's on TV.

Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

You’re in competition with everyone.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.