You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.

I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

There are no mistakes only opportunities.

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.