Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.
Tina FeyA wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'
Tina FeyAt some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.
Tina FeyI prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
Tina Fey