You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, 'Yeah, I'm not cool enough for the West Village.'