I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring "That is not something I'm going to be doing. "Which in Clinton talk means "I will be President in three years.

You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

I hope for his sake that Tracy's apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket.