I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

Life is improvisation.

The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring "That is not something I'm going to be doing. "Which in Clinton talk means "I will be President in three years.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will people buy that? Can we do that?" And all those checkmarks.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.