A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you to be their leader. If you can help them get their thing on TV or whatever, they want that. But no adult is looking for a role model.

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.

...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.