You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.

I want to go to there.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.