I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.