If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.
It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.
The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.
I don't live the single life and never really did.
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.