I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara. Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.