Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.

This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.