Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."

Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

You can't control things by being nervous.

The upsides of acting in things is mostly getting your hair done and having people give you clothes. So as long as you can have a little bit of that in your life, then it's just as delightful to be behind camera.

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.