You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made

And I can see Russia from my house.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal.