This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I'm eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.