When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your brain around that.

Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.