When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your brain around that.

I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.