Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

Your initiations are worthwhile.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.